Best Joke Ever!

Obama, former President George W. Bush, a sweet little old lady and a beautiful blonde with large breasts

are on a train

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later

There is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel,

Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the

Blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark.

She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: I cant wait for another tunnel so I can slap the shit out of Obama again!