If I Were The President Of The United States.....

I have often thought while listening to the "news" of the day, exactly what I would do if I were President. After really thinking hard about what my strategy would be, I have come to this conclusion. I would run my administration like Hell's Kitchen. I might even, from time to time, talk in a fake British accent and kick people out who were being stupid or trying to send out bills that were half-brained, (raw). I could tell other countries who hate us to piss off, they would get no more money. And anyone caught in illegal activities would get the boot, straight into prison. 

Before you knew it, the budget would be balanced and I would tell China that if they want their money, then they can happily sue Barack Obama for it. Our military would once again be filled with moral and proud men and women. And sorry illegals, but if you try to climb the fence to sneak into this Country, then you better hope the mote full of alligators don't get you. As for trying to dig under, I think a few well placed honey badgers ought to do the trick. 

No more benefits for anyone who can't pass a drug test, unless you have a valid need for medical marijuana, which very few do. And absolutely no more welfare benefits for those who think it is okay to have more kids than they do brain cells and expect hard working American's to support them. And absolutely no more State or Government funded abortions. And gay marriage? Forget about it.

And anyone, and I do mean anyone who wants to live under socialist rule is more than happy to do so. You can go live in any of the numerous other places that offer that utopia for you. Obamacare? No way. The way you fix a broken healthcare system, is you open up the gates. If people could shop around for insurance across state lines, then prices would fall because of the competition. That way, more people could afford healthcare. As for those who abuse the emergency room as free healthcare, small clinics can be set up and those who have no insurance can go there. If it is found that they are abusing the system, then they can be refused service, except in extreme emergencies, until they pay for the visit up front.

No more food stamps to those who are unwilling to work and absolutely none for illegals. This is America. The language is English. And we live by our Constitution. All traitors will be incarcerated, or worse... And the tax will be a flat tax. Everyone pays the same percentage. If you make $10.00, then you pay $1.00. If you have $1,000,000.00, then you pay $100,000.00, fair and easy. As for jobs, those would come back to America because the corporate tax would be the lowest in the world. And oil? Well, bye bye Saudi's, we have plenty here for our own citizens. 

Any city (Detroit) that becomes a wasteland from Democratic control and policies will receive no bail out. Hard working Americans should not have to pay for the failure of others. No more IRS, BLM, EPA, and numerous other "alphabets" currently in the government. Term limits would be applied, even to the Supreme Court justices. And politicians, including the President, would have lower salaries...lower than our military. 

I would stand firm in American resolve and show the world that yes, we are indeed a Christian Nation and should they attempt to come against us, they would soon learn that the Hand of God is surely with us because we would once again stand for Him. The pledge of allegiance would be said in school once more as would morning prayer. Don't want to pray? Then don't. Simple. No more common core and no more changing our history. Children would actually learn something. 

God, Family, Country....these are the things that matter. In exactly that order. Hey, I have a donate button on my site....think I could win? :)