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Thursday, June 26, 2014

The EPA Hired Consultants To Tell Them It's Bad To Poop In The Hallway

Some things you just wish you could say, "Ha ha...just kidding", but sadly, this is not one of those times. The EPA, region 8 in Colorado, hired consultants to train them on how defecating in the hallway is bad. Also, they were trained not to put paper towels in the toilet because it makes them back up. The same EPA that used tax payer funds to build "man caves" so they could watch porn. And yes, the same EPA who, under Obama's directive, is calling for cow farts to be regulated. I sincerely hope they blow themselves up trying to regulate the methane gas from cow farts. I also hope the cows are not injured.

I don't even know what to say about this. I guarantee you that the lowest paid individual in the EPA is still pulling down a pretty hefty salary. Plus all the benefits. I am really just speechless.....


  1. Looks like the lowest paid EPA employee makes 47K. Hefty?

    1. Well, I would say hefty considering they have to be consulted on how taking a crap in the hallway is not a good idea. In a situation like that, even minimum wage would be too much. This is how they spend tax payer money? By watching porn, studying cow farts, preventing people they don't like from getting permits, and shitting in the hall? Yes, too hefty!

  2. The EPA needs to be eliminated folks and they can go :poop: in a hallway!!