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Friday, November 8, 2013

Open Letter To The NSA

The Conservative Wife
November 8, 2013

Obama’s Lackey’s (definition of Lackey: a person who is or acts like a weak servant of someone powerful)
Washington, D.C.Facility somewhere in Utah

Dear NSA:

It has come to the attention of the entire world that you have been spying on us. Not just some of us, but all of us. Well, I would like to make it little easier for you. In this letter to you, I would like to make it absolutely easy for you. I will freely give you all my personal information so that you don’t have to “secretly” spy on me anymore. And in the tradition of Obama’s transparency, my information is as follows:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx to about xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. And then of course there was that time I xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Man, that was something, let me tell you. And if I am going to be completely honest, I have to admit to xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx
And there was also this one time that I xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx. I thought I would give you that free one since it happened so very long ago and I’m pretty sure there were no witnesses. But I promise, I have not ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx since and I won’t be doing that ever again.
And then there was this one time at band camp that I xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Hard to believe, I know. And who could ever forget about that one time that xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Those monkeys were pretty ticked off for sure.

I hope you are now as satisfied with my personal info as We The People have been with the documents released concerning Obama. Fair is fair, after all.
The Conservative Wife


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